1. Doesn’t wear deodorant
2. Takes selfies (more than a normal amount)
3. Orders an ice cream cone with sprinkles…sorry. So little boyish
4. Was ever involved in a gang
5. Listens to Jack Johnson
6. If he asks you out on Facebook
7. Wears short shorts (never really a need for that)
8. Goes shirtless anywhere but the beach, near the beach, or when working outdoors
9. If he straightens his hair regularly
10. Doesn’t order food when he offers to take you out for food. Like what’s your deal dude.
11. If he brings up what he got on his SATs, without an appropriate segway to this topic in the conversation.
12. If he has any interest what so ever in segways
13. Drives recklessly
14. Acts into every other attractive girl before you
15. Never laughs or nervous laugher
16. Pokes you on Facebook (worst)
17. Comments on how much you eat
18. Gossips. Save it for the ladies please.
19. Wears a fedora
20. Owns anything Gucci